Dear Greedy People Like Me,

Well, if some of you out there are like me and absolutely want all those cool gadgets you see online. I found the best thing ever. (Now, I'm talking about this like it's actually new. It's not. It's rather old. However, still rockin' awesome.)

www.TheThingsIWants.com is great for having one mega wishlist instead of several on different sites. You can make several different kinds of lists too! So, if you're into having a Bridal Registry as well as a Birthday Wishlist .. A baby registry.. etc..etc. This is the site for you!

And what's best about it is that to use this nifty little site, it comes with a nifty little tool! All you have to do is add a bookmark to your Bookmark Toolbar and the next time you're looking at something and think, "Oh man! I totally want that. Someone should buy that for me." You just click it and viola! It's added to your wishlist. Of course, the site gives you a complete step-by-step instruction on how to do all this. So, that's good for you non-savvy greedy people.

Warning: Using this awesome site may become addicting!

Love,

Irma

Dear Sony,

Since you've decided to go ahead and announce a release date for Spider-Man 4, I think it's time we talked.

First of all, don't you think it's silly to get fans all excited when nothing has really been decided at this point except that the people in your office would like to make another movie? And why wouldn't you, with such a meaty cash-cow on your hands? But I must say, without a script, director, or cast, I'm a little upset that you'd put fans through this.

I'd like to be optimistic about all of this, since I'm a big fan of the character and thought the first two movies were fantastic (lets disregard the third one having been made, for Venom's sake), but I'm feeling about as confident as star Tobey Maguire is sure about returning for a fourth feature. Without both him and Raimi, this film will be a mistake. And mark my words, there will be backlash if you try to make it without them.

Yes, you'll still make money, but isn't there some part of you that wants to make a quality film? And in a film franchise like the one that has been created for Marvel's most relatable hero, consistency is everything. Just look at what happened to the X-Men franchise under a change in leadership.

That all being said, I'd like to hope that this announcement is serving as some kind of rallying call for the creative minds behind these movies and get them in the spandex again for one final hurrah!

Just please, leave the strange dance sequences and Gwen Stacy behind...we will all appreciate you for it.

Sincerely,

Patrick

Dear Brangelina,

I don't care how much money you ever give to Starving Uneducated Third World Cripples with no arms. I'm never going to like you. You're both evil on the inside and no amount of money will ever make up for that. So you can give and give and adopt you're very own multi-colored Brady Bunch, but you'll never be GOOD people.

You'll still be a homewrecker, Angelina. You'll still be a cheating husband, Brad.

You might as well save your money for when you'll old and decrepit so you can save your money makers. Because it's not like your acting is getting better anytime soon.

Love,
Irma

Dear Internet,

Get ready for the awesomeness!!